Monday, March 13, 2017

Things My Husband Says by Barbara Blue... Review by Dawn





DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE OFFENDS YOU,

“I'm full of "baby gravy". You need to do something about that.”

THINGS MY HUSBAND SAYS is an unfiltered collection of conversations between myself and my husband of over twenty-five years. If you have lost your ability to laugh at inappropriate bedroom banter between two married and consenting adults, then IMMEDIATELY STOP READING! This book is not for you. We are from completely different tribes and you will hate everything about this book. I prefer to avoid receiving bad reviews when possible...So help me, help you, help me by you not reading this book full of ridiculous references about fornication.

Emma Chase, NY Times Bestselling Author says,"THINGS MY HUSBAND SAYS is a collection of laugh out loud, holds nothing back, unabashedly honest, gigglingly relatable episodes that are bursting with real-life and real love on every single page. A great read for old married people, newlyweds, singles, and everyone in between."

Joe “Not in My Town” Martin says, “He’s a true inspiration to mankind and they should erect statues of him for us to salute.”

Bryan, The Husband said, “You better not be using my real name in this.”

~My 5 Clock Review~

If for one second you take offense to Things My Husband Says, I'm going to need for you to go right now to the local hospital and have the stick removed from your behind! 
This is the hysterical conversations between a loving married couple. Blue and Brian have something so special,so special that you may not understand. But it is their special and I works so well. I laughed until I had tears running down my face. To see a couple who had been together since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth loving each other madly, well it is a very beautiful thing.
What I took from this compilation of snippets from their marriage is. Love hard, laugh harder and always take it to " pound town!"
I enjoyed this so much and I know for a fact that I will be referencing Things, daily from now on.





Out of the Blue Series, Volume One
DISCLAIMER: Paperback copies contain emojis that may appear pixelated or fuzzy due to the printing process. The author chose to keep the emojis in the paperback to maintain the added humor they provide for each episode. 


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COMING SOON FROM K. BROMBERG




Excerpt from THE PLAYER 


“Don’t ‘Easton’ me,” he says as he turns to face me, eyes alive but posture guarded.
So we stand and stare but don’t speak. My heart is in my throat. My emotions a train wreck inside of me.
I expect him to tell me to leave.
I expect him to shake his head and say no more.
Wouldn’t that be fitting, considering I now want more?
But he does neither. We just stand there as the air around us shifts and changes, reacts and charges. It’s hard to draw in a breath, and yet I know damn well it’s not the air that’s making me feel that way but rather the look in his eye.
Then in the space from one beat to the next, he has me against the wall, his lips on mine, his body pressed against me in the most delicious of ways. Our hands grab and pull and squeeze and feel.
He wages an all-out assault on my senses with his lips alone. There is nothing gentle about the kiss. There is nothing passive. It’s packed full of greed and need and hunger and a violent desire that ignites every nerve inside my body.
I react in kind. My anger at his accusations earlier, my sadness over Ford’s birthday, and the realization of my feelings—they all curl into an explosive ball of harbored energy that gives just as good as it gets.
There are sparks of hunger on his tongue when it brushes against mine. Each connection is like a live wire hitting water—evocative, incendiary, inescapable.
And just when I feel like I can’t catch my breath—when I’m drowning in everything that is Easton Wylder—he tears his mouth from mine, hands fisted in my hair, knee between my thighs, and eyes a burning kaleidoscope of colors.
“Fucking Christ, I’m so mad at you right now.”
Want to know more? Here's what THE PLAYER is all about:
Baseball has never been sexier in an all-new novel by New York Times Bestselling Author, K. Bromberg.
Easton Wylder is baseball royalty. The game is his life. His passion. His everything.
So, when an injury threatens to end Easton’s season early, the team calls in renowned physical therapist, Doc Dalton, to oversee his recovery. Except it’s not Doc who greets Easton for his first session, but rather, his daughter, Scout. She may be feisty, athletic, defiant, and gorgeous, but Easton is left questioning whether she has what it takes to help him.
Scout Dalton’s out to prove a female can handle the pressure of running the physical therapy regimen of an MLB club. And that proof comes in the form of getting phenom Easton Wylder back on the field. But getting him healthy means being hands-on.
And with a man as irresistible as Easton, being hands-on can only lead to one thing, trouble. Because the more she touches him, the more she wants him, and she can’t want him. Not when it’s her job to maintain the club’s best interest, in regards to whether he’s ready to play.
But when sparks fly and fine lines are crossed, can they withstand the heat, or is one of them bound to get burned?
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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Worship Me book 7 in the Men of Inked series by Chelle Bliss

 
Book: Worship Me
Genre: Romantic Suspense
Release Date: May 9, 2017
Cover Design: Chelle Bliss
SYNOPSIS
James Caldo needs to control everything in his life, even his wife, Izzy Gallo. But she’s headstrong and has a need to test her husband’s limits as much as he pushes hers. When a case at ALFA Private Investigation takes a dark turn, James is forced to get Izzy involved in an undercover sting, and the assignment will test her sexual boundaries as well as the very foundation of their relationship. Can Izzy hold her tongue long enough to keep them both safe? Or will her unwillingness to fully submit draw the eye of the very man they’re after?
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MEET CHELLE BLISS
Chelle Bliss is the USA Today bestselling author of the Men of Inked and ALFA P.I. series. She hails from the Midwest but currently lives near the beach even though she hates sand. She's a full-time writer, time-waster extraordinaire, social media addict, coffee fiend, and ex-high school history teacher. She loves spending time with her two cats, alpha boyfriend, and chatting with readers. To learn more about Chelle, please visit her website.
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Friday, March 3, 2017

Cover Reveal and Synopsis, Children of Vice by JJ McAvoy




CHILDREN OF VICE

PUB DATE: 5.17.17

PAGES: 400 (ish)

SERIES: The Children 

Book Description:

I, Ethan Antonio Giovanni Callahan, first son of the former head of the Irish mob, Liam Alec Callahan, and former head of the Italian mafia, ex-governor, Melody Nicci Giovanni Callahan, solemnly swear to ruthlessly protect our family name, business and way of life, no matter the cost to me or anyone else. I shall show no mercy, I shall offer no forgiveness, there will be no peace for those who stand against me. 

I will live for my family.
I will kill for my family.
I will marry for my family.

I, Ivy O'Davoren, the only daughter of Shay O'Davoren, solemnly swear to ruthlessly and mercilessly exact revenge on the Callahans and all those who betrayed my father and family. 

I will live for revenge.
I will kill for revenge.
I will marry for revenge.

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You devoured the Ruthless People series. Now it’s time to revel in the reign of theCallahan children…



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AmazonUS: http://a.co/bPECIhf

AmazonCA: http://a.co/ctVX5M4

AmazonUK: http://amzn.eu/hqnK21d

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About the Author:
J.J. McAvoy was born in Montreal, Canada and graduated from Carleton University in 2016 with an honour’s degree in Humanities. She is the oldest of three and has loved writing for years. Her works are inspired by everything from Shakespearean tragedies to modern pop culture. Her first novel, Ruthless People, was a runaway bestseller. Currently she’s traveling all across the world, writing, looking for inspiration, and meeting fans. To get in touch, please stay in contact via her social media pages, which she updates regularly.
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Thursday, February 16, 2017

Keeping Her Wet Blog Tour and Giveaway by M. Robinson




BLOG TOUR & GIVEAWAY
KEEPING HER WET
USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR M. ROBINSON
RELEASE DATE: FEBRUARY 7TH
COVER MODEL: JOSEPH CANNATA
COVER DESIGNER: THE FINAL WRAP




A Novella from USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR M. ROBINSON just in time to spice up your Valentines Day!

Ten couples.
Twenty characters.
Ten chapters.
A collection of ten hot scenes from all ten of M. Robinson’s standalone books. Each couple will have a chapter dedicated to them. New and never read before.

Sebastian and Ysabelle- The VIP Trilogy
Mika and The Madam- The VIP Trilogy
Devon and Brooke- Tempting Bad
James and Gianna- Two Sides Gianna
Lucas and Alex- Complicate Me (The Good Ol’ Boys)
Jacob and Lily- Forbid Me (The Good Ol’ Boys)
Dylan and Aubrey- Undo Me (The Good Ol’ Boys)
Austin and Briggs- Crave Me (The Good Ol’ Boys)
Martinez and Lexi- El Diablo
Creed and Mia- Road to Nowhere & Ends Here

*Note: You do not have to read the books above to read Keeping Her Wet!






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YSABELLE & SEBASTIAN-VIP/MVP

My tongue was in her mouth, shutting her the hell up before she got the last word out. Making her savor the taste of herself all over my lips and tongue. I grabbed onto the back of her neck, pulling her closer to me. Placing her exactly where I wanted her.
Completely underneath me.
She licked and sucked on my tongue, panting, moaning, and scratching at me to keep going.
I didn’t.
Instead, I abruptly grabbed a fistful of her hair, causing her to yelp from the sudden intrusion on her scalp. “Let’s go,” I demanded in a much harsher tone, not wanting to have my way with her just yet.
I had other plans that involved her being in a string bikini, completely at my mercy. 





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VIP / The Madam / MVP
Tempting Bad
Two Sides Gianna
Complicate Me / Forbid Me / Undo Me / Crave Me
El Diablo
Road to Nowhere
Ends Here (Road to Nowhere Book 2)





USA Today Bestselling Author of The Good Ol' Boys Standalone Series, The VIP Trilogy, Tempting Bad, and Two Sides.

M. Robinson loves to read. She favors anything that has angst, romance, triangles, cheating, love, and of course sex! She has been reading since the Babysitters Club and R.L. Stein. 
She was born in New Jersey but was raised in Tampa FL.
She is married to an amazing man who she loves to pieces. They have two German Shepherd mixes, a Wheaten Terrier and a Tabby cat. 


CONNECT WITH M. ROBINSON

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Tuesday, January 24, 2017

COVER REVEAL....KEEPING HER WET BY AUTHOR M. ROBINSON

COVER REVEAL
KEEPING HER WET
USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR M. ROBINSON
RELEASE DATE: FEBRUARY 7TH
COVER MODEL: JOSEPH CANNATA
COVER DESIGNER: THE FINAL WRAP




A Novella from USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR M. ROBINSON just in time to spice up your Valentines Day!

Ten couples.
Twenty characters.
Ten chapters.
A collection of ten hot scenes from all ten of M. Robinson’s standalone books. Each couple will have a chapter dedicated to them. New and never read before.

Sebastian and Ysabelle- The VIP Trilogy
Mika and The Madam- The VIP Trilogy
Devon and Brooke- Tempting Bad
James and Gianna- Two Sides Gianna
Lucas and Alex- Complicate Me (The Good Ol’ Boys)
Jacob and Lily- Forbid Me (The Good Ol’ Boys)
Dylan and Aubrey- Undo Me (The Good Ol’ Boys)
Austin and Briggs- Crave Me (The Good Ol’ Boys)
Martinez and Lexi- El Diablo
Creed and Mia- Road to Nowhere & Ends Here

*Note: You do not have to read the books above to read Keeping Her Wet!





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Dylan & Aubrey from Undo Me

“Did you forget to fuckin’ knock, darlin’?” I asked, breaking the silence between us. Nodding to the door behind her.
Aubrey grinned. “Well, you see, Detective McGraw. I’m here with a real, deep, urgency. Only a man of your stature and importance could understand when a woman, such as myself has needs,” she replied in a sultry tone, pushing off the door. Provocatively placing one heeled toe in front of the other, moving to sit in one of the chairs in front of my desk. “Is that right?” I rasped, arching an eyebrow as she slowly crossed her legs, giving me a glimpse of what she had in store. Making sure that the hem of her trench coat fell slightly open to her sides, faintly displaying the top of her lacy black thigh highs. When she caught me staring, she quickly closed her trench coat, not allowing me to see anything, but the heavy-duty cotton material. Much to my disapproval. “Detective,” she reprimanded, dramatically placing her hand over her chest. “Why I’d never…”
“Suga’, you wouldn’t have come all this way wearin’ thigh highs and fuck me heels, if you didn’t want me to at least look.”
“I’m a lady.”
“I’m a man,” I simply stated.
“Now that, I do know. And what a man, you are. Which is why I’m here. You see, Detective McGraw, my husband has gone missing.” “Missing, you say?”
“Yes, Sir. I haven’t seen him in months.” I nodded, playing along. Mostly because I wanted to see where she was going with this. “And you’re just now filing a report? You can see how that seems rather suspicious?”
She theatrically sighed, shaking her head. “Do I look like a woman who could hurt her husband, Detective?” She stood, sweeping her long blonde hair over her shoulder. Gesturing to herself. “I mean look at me. I’m a tiny little thing. You think I can overpower my big, huge, muscular husband? I mean, by all means… search me.”
I stifled a laugh, holding back a smile. “In due time, Miss…”
“Ivana Fucku,” she answered with a straight face, turning to sit back down.  
Now, I couldn’t hold back a laugh. Leaning back in my leather chair, I crossed my arms over my chest, stating, “I’m at your fuckin' service.”




 ALL FREE ON KINDLE UNLIMITED
VIP / The Madam / MVP
Tempting Bad
Two Sides Gianna
Complicate Me / Forbid Me / Undo Me / Crave Me
El Diablo
Road to Nowhere
Ends Here (Road to Nowhere Book 2)





USA Today Bestselling Author of The Good Ol' Boys Standalone Series, The VIP Trilogy, Tempting Bad, and Two Sides.

M. Robinson loves to read. She favors anything that has angst, romance, triangles, cheating, love, and of course sex! She has been reading since the Babysitters Club and R.L. Stein. 
She was born in New Jersey but was raised in Tampa FL.
She is married to an amazing man who she loves to pieces. They have two German Shepherd mixes, a Wheaten Terrier and a Tabby cat. 


CONNECT WITH M. ROBINSON

WEBSITE  / FACEBOOK / INSTAGRAM / TWITTER / 
VIP READER GROUP /AMAZON / GOODREADS



KEEPING HER WET ARC, $5.00 AMAZON CARD, KEEPING HER WET PAPERBACK

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